what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

yesterday i stole a girl’s red pen and replaced it with my red pen which was out of ink hehe

me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s

suddenly i am thrust 60s years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society

but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt

literally this post.