do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
Anonymous asked: Why were you sad when you posted that photo?
Anonymous asked: SUCH A CUTE PHOTO OF YOU
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
mydamage: the people in horror movies are so stupid. if the killer asks you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be “fuck” and “you”, it should be something that makes the killer NOT want to kill you like “i give good head” or “i am your daughter”.
saddeer: 4794: when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound? yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
Anonymous asked: whats your theme :) ?
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Anonymous asked: maybe look as chopping off all your hair as a fresh start, good or bad it's a change, and this time you are given the opportunity to do things differently therefor they could turn out better or worse!!! regardless, work hard to take care of it, the way you want to take care of the rest of yourself, because no part of your body deserves any less attention than the rest, a little effort can go...
Anonymous asked: can you show us your hair i'm sure it looks lovely and not in the slightest "ugly" :)