you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
taylor kitsch and aaron johnson… together… in a movie…….. my body is ready
do you ever like someone so much that you wish you had never met them? because once you meet someone who is so wonderful yet so unattainable you are forever scarred by your memories with them. while if you had never met them then you wouldn’t have even known that such a wonderful person existed.
inauia asked: i fucking love ellen!! she's babe!
Anonymous asked: why no job?
great.. so i’m pretty sure my job has fired me without directly telling me… just in time for holidays where i will spend all my money!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!
damn you photobooth and the front camera on my phone.. why do i look good in your view but then become so grossly unphotogenic when any other camera is involved.
Anonymous asked: Oprah produces Ellen, or used too or whatever.. who cares (didn't write the first anon).
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
Anonymous asked: Um Ellen is not trying to be "black", she says "y'all" because she's from the south. Why would she even need to be like Oprah? She's a comedian and has a completely different show. Sorry but ellen is my home girl so I can't sit back and watch you talk shit!
ellen stop trying to be like oprah.. it’s not going to happen!…….. and also stop saying “y’all”.. you are not black and you are not oprah.